they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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