No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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