So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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