I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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