this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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