On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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