You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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