So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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