oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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