Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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