My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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