PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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