Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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