I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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