She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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