No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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