and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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