And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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