Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
