Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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