So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Vodka?
Forever.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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