the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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