Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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