dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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