I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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