I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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