My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
It's like God shit irony all over that family
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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