Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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