I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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