doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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