Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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