just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
