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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I know she was great

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(828): View more from North Carolina

had another sex dream about alec baldwin...

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings

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(845): View more from New York

her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.

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(248): View more from Michigan

So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."

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(720): View more from Colorado

So you met him?

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More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body

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(314): View more from Missouri

So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.

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(425): View more from Washington

It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"

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