Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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