Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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