Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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