i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
