There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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