That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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