"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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