we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If that was your dad, he is hot
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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