I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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