Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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