I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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