If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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