yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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