you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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