Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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