How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
tell me about the fingering
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