Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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