nutella sex= disaster
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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