Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
