I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize